"those that do it are either very secrective about how they accomplished the task or are too embarassed to show their ugly solutions" (this is the point where I stopped reading because I realized you don't know what you're talking about)
Seriously dude? Have you ever spoken to a drupal developer or gone to a drupal conference? Have you visted drupal.org?
This article is basically spam. How much did microsoft pay you to write this?